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Awards season is here, with a variety of biopics, prestige dramas, and politically charged movies vying to join the long list of wildly overrated Oscar winners. The Onion presents a guide to the most anticipated films of fall 2018.
A Star Is Born:
This movie about a singer-songwriter who gets her big break will have to overcome Hollywood’s famous distaste for movies about the entertainment industry if it stands a chance of winning any awards.
As you can probably guess from the title, and lead Paul Giamatti, it’s that kind of film.
The movie about the first moon landing is drawing controversy over its decision to whitewash Neil Armstrong’s ardent anarcho-syndicalist beliefs.
Curious audiences across the country will finally find out whether director Michael Moore thinks the Trump administration is good or bad.
In this star-studded blockbuster, the interstellar hunter returns to Earth in search of fresh profits.
Critics have already named this lighthearted comedy one of the top 10 Kevin Hart films of 2018.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald:
Yup, Hollywood somehow still isn’t done cranking out Harry Potter shit yet.
Mary Queen Of Scots:
Fans of rich period dramas with lush British landscapes, heavily accented dialogue, and beautifully intricate gowns are going to cream their fucking seats.